We had just been dismissed from a supervisor meeting when one of my male counterparts approached me.
Him: Do you have a second?
Me: Sure. What’s up?
Him: I need some advice. It’s personal. (His cheeks began to flush a beet red and his speech picked up to nearly warp speed) You’re the only person I feel like I can ask, but if I make you uncomfortable, just tell me to shut up or go away or something.
Me: (beyond curious) Ok. You know I’m pretty blunt, I’ll tell you if I’m offended. Why don’t you just tell me.
Him: (looking down, no eye contact) Gosh, I don’t even know how to say this right, so I’m just going to say it. You seem like someone who knows stuff…
Me: Stuff?
Him: It’s like this. You’ve met my girl. (I nod) See…here’s the problem. How can I get her to orgasm with penetration? I can do it for her every other way, but not that way….
Me: (blinking) Wow. I so didn’t see that one coming. (He began to look concerned) Don’t worry, I’m not offended. I am very curious about why you picked me…
Him: You’re easy to talk to, and you don’t seem easily offended.
I just laughed… And yes, I gave him some advice. 😉 In case you’re wondering, he implemented my advice that week, then came back to let me know it worked.
The odd thing is, that wasn’t the first time something like that has happened to me, or the last… In fact, at my very next job, I’d been there for about a month when our temp asked if we could have lunch together.
Temp: So, there was an ulterior motive to my asking you to lunch.
Me: (laughing) You mean it wasn’t my charming personality?
Temp: Well, that’s actually a huge part of it, but I also need some advice, and since it’s personal, I thought it would be best to ask you away from work & off the clock.
Me: Now I’m curious.
Temp: So my boyfriend likes oral sex, and I’d like to make him cum in my mouth, but just when he starts to get really into it I start to gag. Any idea on how I can improve my gag reflex?
Me: Actually, I do…
And yes, I put my Dear Abby hat on and helped the young lady. So, over the years, I’ve realized that for whatever reason, I give off this “very comfortable in my sexuality” vibe. It has also become apparent that people feel I’m open to discussing almost anything.
I thing everyone has a subject that people feel comfortable approaching them about, be it for advice or just to talk… So, what subject do people come to you for?
In other, unrelated topics…I’d posted the below picture on Facebook saying that I was going to reward my hour long workout by working by the pool, writing…
Hubby, who was trapped at his office job commented with “smh”.
When he got home he mentioned that he almost made a comment about me “working” by the pool (yes, he used air quotes out of jealousy)….but settled on “shaking my head”.
I looked at him and said, “OH! that’s what that means?”
He gave me a weird look and said, “Yeah. What did you think it meant?”
I giggled. “I’ve always thought it meant suck me hard.”
He just shook his head, walked away & said, “perv.”
Shocker, right?
Great post…hmnn now I am just waiting for the blog on the ACTUAL ADVICE you gave. I am always game for learning something new.
😉
ivonne
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btw..my favorite may west quote as well.
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Haha! Well, with my gal pal, It just so happened I was preparing to host a pleasure party. I invited her and she purchased a cream that helped with numbing the gag spots. I also explained that breathing through the nose would also help…
As for the guy…it was more changing things up to places other than the bed and from different positions…along with bringing her to the brink but not allowing her to tumble over the edge. Up against a wall in the shower worked for him after he orally brought her to the edge.
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wow..so those gag creams really do work?
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Many of them do, but you have to be careful. Apply it sparingly…and to your gag spots. The reason? If you put it all over his Johnson you could numb that…and that’s not at all the plan…:-D
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So when are you changing your blog to an advice column? The world seems to need you…. 🙂
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LOL! I only give advice when solicited…and you’d be surprised at the strange sexually related things that people ask me about… Unfortunately, then my videos may not be wholesome enough…and I could get in real blog trouble. 🙂
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True, but it’s a risk you might need to take! 😉
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Maybe… I will take that under advisement.
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🙂
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Awesome! I get asked a lot of those questions too but it’s different – it’s my job. Still pretty entertaining though. I’m really hard to shock.
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LOL! I can only imagine some of the questions you must get… And I’m not easily shocked, either…just wasn’t expecting it from co-workers…
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Thanks for expanding on your post and sharing your advice! My mind is spinning with new ideas and tricks 🙂
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Hahaha! Have fun with it. 🙂 Let me know how it goes. 😉
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Thanks for being so open and, as always, for your charming honesty:)
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Thanks, Jessi. 🙂
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Hahah! I usually get work related questions at work. Also, certain guys will ask me WTF is wrong with women. I try to help as best I can lol!
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LOL! That’s a valid question with certain women… I have thought the same thing on more than one occassion.
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Wow you are the quiet one aren’t you 😉 They obviously felt that you are someone they can relate to and tell their inner most secrets so stand tall, be proud for many would cringe and blubber! 🙂 xxx
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Thanks! I took it as a compliment that they would come to me over such intimate matters. Still kind of makes me wonder what I’m doing to give off the sex guru vibe, though…LOL!
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Excellent advice about oral sex…and I’m a so-called expert! Love all the comments! You really should start an advice column!!!
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Well, thank you! Who knows, maybe that could be another avenue for me to take. Right now I’m using what I know along with my imagination to write erotic romance. Next step is to work up the nerve to send to a publisher. 😀
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an apt response 😛
ha, ha… what with you “knowing” so much…
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😉 As they say in GI Joe…And knowing is half the battle.
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Wow – an entirely new Dr. Ruth! Look for a sponsor and get on TV or radio!
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LOL! Gosh, I hope not…her voice was like nails on a chalk board. 🙂
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Knowing there are women like you in the world makes it a lot more fun for us guys! Bravo! 😉
http://www.blog.theregularguynyc.com
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LMAO! Didn’t I tell you that there was a reason most of my exes remained friendly with me? 😉
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Guys love a girl who’s not afraid to get a bit “dirty”!
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And not just playing football…LOL! 😉
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… you give off that vibe even in digital form, so no wonder people are comfortable discussing personal issues with you! 🙂
I also just did a quick mental review of the colleagues I’ve had in the past and I think I’d rather have asked a random stranger on the street for advice than any of them. Except one, who’s one of my best friends now, but even while we were both teaching at the same school, I’d never ever have asked her in that environment! 😉
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Thanks…I think. 😉
If I were a teacher, I wouldn’t be asking for that kind advice in the workplace, either. Too many “young” ears that could overhear things they were never intended to hear.
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… and the staff room is much worse – too many old and rusty ears that can overhear something that they will go on telling to anybody else until the whole town knows. Never known greater gossips.
And yes, that was a compliment! 🙂
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Oh, my friend… I feel your pain. There is nothing worse than old, crotchety, gossipy ears combined with small towns. 😡
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I love it when people break social boundaries and speak about sex or personal problems, fears or weird habits! Keeps life interesting! ;0)
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I agree! I love never knowing what someone is going to ask or tell me. 🙂
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