Sometimes Sick Means Naughty…

I have a penchant for the naughty… Shocker, I know. 😉 You can quit laughing any time now…

Anyway, I’ve been recovering from a vacation in the Bahamas that led to a sinus infection that led to hubby getting sick…and, as I’ve told you guys before, strange things happen when I’m not feeling well. Today has been the first time in nearly a week that I haven’t felt the need to sleep the day away. What does that mean? That music has been in my head….


Of course, like I said…there’s a danger in being the music in my head when I’m recovering from being ill. Why? Because chances are you’re not going to get the traditional stuff. So here’s the deal…I’ve had naughty/maybe inappropriate songs stuck in my head….and I would like you guys to join me in my raunchy fun…

They think the love of Big Butts started with Sir Mix-A-Lot. I beg to differ. I’ve always loved this Queen song…and even more so when my boy Puck from Glee re-did it… “Fat Bottomed Girls”!

It’s not only the boys who can be bad… and on that note, here’s another naughty favorite. Salt-n-Pepa’s “Push It”. If you were a child of the ’80’s how could you not love this song?

Then there’s the mellow, sneak up on you kind of nasty… And who does that better than Jimmy Buffett? Which song? You need ask? There’s only one that fits this category… “Why Don’t We Get Drunk And Screw”, of course!

The hair band, rocker chick in me always found this one deliciously naughty… Great White’s “Once Bitten, Twice Shy”…My, my, my….

Finally, for the really naughty girl in me… Lil Rob’s …”Bring Out The Freak In You”. (Warning you right now…this is definitely explicit).

So, keeping all this in mind…what songs would you add to my bad girl list?

There’s actually a special song that’s been stuck in my head for a couple weeks now. Why? Because it’s kind of become the theme for a Work In Progress of mine. Yes, that’s the biggest reason why I’ve been MIA lately. What started out as just one piece has somehow turned into 2 (so far). Soon, I’ll be revealing more to you guys… Please be patient with me. I promise I haven’t disappeared.

In the meantime, I’ll leave you with the Maroon 5 song that’s turned into the theme for my piece…

Don’t forget…let me know what naughty songs you absolutely love (and why)….

48 thoughts on “Sometimes Sick Means Naughty…

  1. filbio says:

    RIP Freddie Mercury. Great song choice. Here’s a few that come to mind –

    Def Leppard – Pour Some Sugar On Me – Fun sex
    Whitesnake – Still of the Night – Pure sex
    Closer – Nine Inch Nails – Pure animalistic sex
    Guns n Roses – Rocket Queen – They are having sex!

    Then there is Chris Isaak – Wicked Games – Sensual sex


  2. L.J. Kentowski says:

    Oh man you took me waaayyyy back! Love it! Push It was one of my faves!!! We used to to that dance at the front of the stage at our local club. Thank goodness there were no video cameras on phones back then!! Great post!


  3. James Garcia Jr says:

    Hey, Kitt. Since we were chatting and all, I thought I’d drop by and check out your site. Let me just say you had me at Queen! Love those guys and still miss Freddie. Also loved the Great White shout-out. I could talk music all the time, and love to find others who can do the same.
    New follower! Have a great weekend!



  4. renée a. schuls-jacobson says:

    I tend to get the words to songs really wrong. I know people have written about this, but my newest gaffe occurred with a carful of teens. There’s that new song? By the same guy who sings Poppin’ Tags. And I’m belting out the lyrics, we all were, and I’m like: “Like a silly can shaker.”

    The kids started laughing at me.

    Apparently, it’s “Like the ceiling can’t hold us.”

    Oh, like that makes more sense. 😉

    PS: Have you written about that frog story here? If so, can you please send me the link. If not, will you consider writing it? 😉 I have to understand your childhood incident and the frog on the toilet trauma. 😉 Nice to meet you!


  5. Jessi Gage says:

    Sorry to hear you’ve been under the weather, Kitt! Hope you’re feeling much better.

    Oh my, that Jimmy Buffet song. I’ve loved that one since I was a teenager, and I remember listening to it with my frieds in my car and feeling so bad ass.

    You’ve got a great selection of naughty songs here. Thanks for the trip down memory lane!


  6. Emma says:

    Naughty! 🙂 Having a great time listening to “Fat Bottomed Girls” now.
    I love Push It. The early Glee episode when the kids perform this in front of shocked teachers cracks me up.

    Have you seen Pitch Perfect and the songs about sex part? I had such a great time with the girls at this film. We sang along.
    Check it out

    And I love “We Radiate” – Goldfrapp.


    • Kitt Crescendo says:

      Have I seen Pitch Perfect? Girl…you KNOW I have. 😀 They started with a song about “chains & whips excite me” then, Let’s Talk About Sex…and ended with No Diggity, right? Loved that Riff Off scene & thought they got cheated on a technicality.


  7. sfbell09 says:

    Well… I’ll throw out Matthew Sweet and his song: Ultra Suede. The first line does it for me every time. “Ultra suede, heaven made, honey never tasted so sweet.” DANG!


  8. terrileeclarke says:

    Some of my Faves!!! Many already on my shuffle and thanks for the extra ideas 🙂
    Hubs and I got to see the Freddy Mercury statue in Montreux (beautiful area!). Somewhere I think there is a pic of us that we got a passer-by to take. Wonder where it is.


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