Although my life has suddenly become extremely hectic, I wanted to take a moment to wish you all a
Happy St. Paddy’s Day!!!
So, for fun, I’d love to hear what your Offensive holiday name is…. I’ll go first. My name is Slutty O’Blaze!
Have you been celebrating? How? Are you a green beer drinking bar hopper? Did you have corned beef and cabbage for lunch or dinner? Do you do something else? Guys, did you stick your shillelagh in some sexy person’s pot ‘o’ gold? Did you read Irish themed trashy romances?
Me? I opened a new store (the new job I started), and am now enjoying some Gaelic music and relaxing… So here’s a fun little ditty in honor of Galway in Ireland.
Hopefully you remembered to wear green, and if you didn’t, hopefully you were pinched in all the best naughty places… 😉
And my little limerick.
Shaking the Shillelagh
There was a wee man named Shamrock
Who bragged about having a big cock.
His rooster wiggled.
The ladies giggled.
That randy old bird was ALL TALK!
Filthy O’Legspreader here wishing you a Happy St Paddy’s day!
Nice new layout here and congrats on the new store! I’m still at work myself but I did post my own blog take on this day. Maybe a pint of Guinness later on before I hit the bed!
LMAO! Wow. That name totally fits you. 🙂 Thanks for the good wishes… Hope you wrap up work soon and get to that Guinness.
Shorty McShitfaced at your service ..to be sure ..to be sure and congrats on the new store Slutty 😉 xx
Thanks, Shorty! LOL! Love your new name. It suits the holiday, no? 😉
Yep but we had it yesterday lol, I’m sure my Irish son in law danced a jig and had a swig though! 😉 xx
Bloody IPad Sharty McShitfaced if you don’t mind! X
Oh. my. Sharty. 😡
Lol either either really 😆
I’m Drinky O’Blaze. And it’s a fitting name as I am writing this comment while drinking a beer:-) After eating corned beef and cabbage. It was a good St. Patty’s Day.
I’m jealous! This is the first year in a while where I simply didn’t have time to crock pot some corned beef and cabbage.
Horney O’Legspreader here, wishing you the finest of St. Patty’s Days!
And the rest of the day to you! Love your name! LOL!
Oh noes. I’m Slutty O’Pisspants. LOL Hope you had a good one today 🙂
Ha! Hilarious. 🙂 Hope you had a good day, too!
Bitchy McDrunkerson reporting for duty! 🙂 Although I did NOT drink or wear something green, I LOOKED green after eating too much chocolate cake! Does that count? You have been a busy Kitty, haven’t you??? Glad to know all is well. 🙂
Yikes! My hubby makes an awesome Too Much Chocolate cake. 🙂
We eat corned beef and cabbage every year. This year I had a friend over who not only never had corned beef before but had no idea what it was. That also went for the soda bread as well. Suffice to say, she is not on board with my St. Patty’s day tradition.
Kristin @ Book Sniffers Anonymous
I’m with you on the Yum factor. 🙂
Barfly McDrunkerson? REally? Okay…guilty as charged as I spent the night with my friends Madam Bailey and Mr. Smithwyck. Was gooooood.
LMAO! Hilarious. Glad you had fun.
Thanks. Really did.
What a charming limerick. 🙂
Thanks, Emma!
Filthy here, wishing you all the best with the new store!! 🙂
Thank you!
Horny McWhiskeydick…
LOL!
I wanted to take a moment and thank you. You were my inspiration to try my hand at writing erotica. My friend tells me I have quite a talent for it and I find I enjoy writing it.