Of All The Naughty Places…

I seriously don’t know what it is about being sick that makes me think all sorts of raunchy, inappropriate thoughts. But it does. Maybe it’s the fact that you hear about all these people who get sick, get on antibiotics and get pregnant…(mostly because some antibiotics can negate birth control).

So what kinds of thoughts start bumping around in my mind you ask? Places. Now a place on it’s own is not a big deal, right? But the places that were coming to my mind were more of the “naughtiest places you’ve ever had sex” realm. See? Like I said…raunchy.

Everyone has a place that they’ve had sex that made them feel a bit daring…a bit racy. Sometimes it’s not so much the place as the situation. I mean, there’s a reason people have fantasies about The Mile High Club…or the Catholic School Girl…or even Hot Librarian, right? Or for us ladies…The Police Officer or Fire Fighter or Biker Dude.

Now I’ve had some strange conversations about this over the years. Someone once told me that their fantasy was to do it in a church…under the pews. Yeah…that did nothing for me. I honestly think it had more to do with her need to rebel against traditional religion….maybe her parents overdid the whole strict church parents thing with her. Who knows?

And hopefully no one is as deviant as Jake Busey’s character in Tomcats, because although the movie was funny… Someone doing this in real life would cross a line for me. But that’s me…If it works for you, more power to ya!

Compared to that, my naughty places are a bit tame. Now I may not be willing to have sex in a church sanctuary, but I have (in my younger, wilder years) done “the deed” in the church parking lot. LOL! Fortunately it was late at night and the parking lot was abandoned. No one was ever the wiser…well, until I shared this tidbit with you guys.

Being bad can also be very fun in a moving car…on a busy road or highway. I enjoy the thrill of wondering just how much people can see… (yes, I’m well aware that makes me a bit of an exhibitionist) I also get a kick out of testing the self control of my partner. Living dangerously, I know….

Have I actually done the beach thing? Yes, though not on sand… I don’t like the gritty feel in all my nooks and crannies, sue me! There are perfectly good deck chairs that can be used for that sort of thing! LOL!

But the wildest place I’ve probably ever been naughty was in a store, after hours…With big glass windows. I was toward the back of the store, facing those windows, bent over a desk. It was fun and daring…

I have a couple of works in progress right now that have scenes in unusual places, but I can always use more fodder for storylines. If you’re feeling daring…where is the wildest place you’ve ever done “the deed”? Is there a place or scene you’ve fantasized about but either haven’t had the time, opportunity or courage to make it a reality? Dirty minds want to know! Inquiring minds hope you’ll share….

I know… You’ll have to excuse me. I’m a little sick. 😉

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22 thoughts on “Of All The Naughty Places…

    • Kitt Crescendo says:

      Oh, you just described one of my favorite make out spots as a teenager…LOL! Well, it was a catwalk… Fun! (And outdoors isn’t all that tame…there’s a bit of risk involved…I totally get the appeal. ;-))

    • Kitt Crescendo says:

      Oh, I did! LOL! Done one as a Halloween costume, though I threw a biker jacket on to provoke the naughty school girl image…LOL! The hot librarian? That was just fun roleplay…HAHAHAHA!

  1. viveka says:

    Done it in the air .. on the beach and in a car and in a stream – don’t think I have any fantasies where or with who – so long as it’s good. *smile If I could chose .. It would be Chris Noth.

  2. Don't Quote Lily says:

    Lol, hey, might as well have a little fun while you’re sick. 😉
    It’s definitely exciting seeing what you can get away with in public. I’ve always wanted to do it on a plane. It’s funny though, I’ve never even SEEN a plane bathroom. I never “go” when I fly.
    Done the beach thing and the car thing but that’s it. Now I feel like I need to do more…hehe. 😀

  3. Emma says:

    I wish I had these thoughts when I was sick. I’m too busy feeling gross. Lol, Kitt. Remember Rachel in Friends? She was asked about the strangest place she’d ever done it and she thought long and hard about it and came up with “the end of the bed”.

    • Kitt Crescendo says:

      LOL! Used to love Friends…until you mentioned it, I forgot all about that episode. That’s ok…she made up for it when she and Chandler hooked up in a hospital broom closet while Phoebe was in labor. 😉

  4. CeeCee says:

    My girlfriend and I, in London England pickup 2 IBM guys (I know this was awhile ago)at the hotel bar. We bring them back to our room and with the four of us there the one guy starts stripping and all I had to do was kiss him and he let loose all over the bedspread. Yes that’s right ladies, never sit on the bedspreads.!!! p.s. they were fools to think they were going to get anything in the first place. Not that kind of girl!!!!

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